it was like his penis was on wheels.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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