I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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