you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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