i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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