so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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