how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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