You work out of a Hotel?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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