return my video game
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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