Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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