I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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