i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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