it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize