im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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