They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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