apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Is it because I queefed?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
ttyl tear gas
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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