Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
