Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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