Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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