She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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