You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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