Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
