His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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