i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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