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You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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