awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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