is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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