out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
there is glitter all over my balls
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