awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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