they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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