I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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