My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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