he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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