We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
