Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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