no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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