I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Damn victory sex feels great
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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