Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
no you cant smoke seaweed
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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