Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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