So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I haven't been this sober since birth.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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