Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
