The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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