The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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