Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I looked at my own cervix.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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