I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
