Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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