he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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