I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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