Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Randomize
