You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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