Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
No stitches, just platelets and will power
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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