Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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