How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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