please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
When did angry sex become our thing?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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